Dwight Howard sat cross-legged at the edge of the bluff, hawks circling lazily through thermal drafts, a winding river below. He was deep into his contemplative flow. A U-shaped phalanx of advisers dressed in Patagonia and Eddie Bauer outdoor wear sat nearby, ultimately attentive. Behind the first row sat a couple junior advisers whose sole duties were monitoring various social media applications and condensing them into whispered one-sentence sound bites for the prime row advisers.
Dwight furrowed his brow. “I’m just not sure. It’s a lot to think about.”
Greek Chorus: “It’s is a lot to think about Dwight. It is a lot!”
Dwight sighed. “I’m not looking to hurt anybody.”
Greek Chorus: “Of course you aren’t. It’s just business, everyone understands.”
Dwight squinted as he tracked a Zone-tailed hawk. “Did we ever hear from Phil?”
Greek Chorus: “That is a negative, sir.”
One of the back row underlings whispered something urgently.
Greek Chorus: “Lakers bracing for the worst, buddy. Bracing for the worst.”
Dwight frowned. “Hey, the purple and gold’s still prominent in my mind.. I like Ellen, Jimmy Kimmel. I like my favorite restaurants.”
One of the less intense members of the chorus spoke up. “We’ll have very nice breakfast after the morning contemplation. Seared rainbow trout crepes with wild strawberry compote.”
The underling whispered frantically again.
Greek Chorus: “Hakeem says 85 percent it’s Houston.”
Dwight cocked his head. “Is that coming from us?”
The members quickly exchanged looks, weighing possible answers. Again, one bold soul spoke up. “Houston’s offering free food, y’know.”
The very tall man relaxed again. Free things were always nice. “I like it here. All my stress is melting away. What d’you think a nice mountain retreat would run me? Nothing real fancy, maybe a post and beam cabin, lots of indigenous stone, maybe ten, fifteen thousand square feet inside?”
One of the tanned and extraordinarily intuitive advisers whipped his head around to stare directly at one of the social media monitors. “Get me some MLS printouts right now, nice glossy pics.”
The underling hesitated. “I can’t print from my iPhone.”
The tanned adviser glared bullets. “Yes you can. Go get the portable printer from the sweat lodge. Do it, now! No breakfast for you.”
Dwight adjusted his position, squared his shoulders and breathed deeply of the mountain air. There was no reason to rush his decision. It was a nice Friday morning and his team had things well in hand. He was looking forward to breakfast. Maybe a nice late morning hike afterward.
Everclear says
…what.
Darius Soriano says
Ha. Fun stuff as we wait, Dave.
Also, reporters speculating on what a S&T could look like is NOT the same as the Lakers and said team engaging in talks about a deal. Hence, fans running with that media speculation to formulate deals isn’t going to fly on these boards. Have fun folks, but the commenting guidelines are real and will be enforced.
Craig W. says
I find it hilarious that the ‘talking heads’ just can’t seem to stop spouting off about what the Lakers are going to do. The Lakers are very close-mouthed about their actions until they are pretty much complete. People in-the-know who talk about what the Lakers are saying are usually either talking to the other party or they are blowing smoke.
I know it is tough, but I suspect we will just have to wait this one out.
Oh, and I loved the thread writing.
mud says
perfect.
Hale says
The only thing this post needed were more lutes.
rr says
The Lakers are very close-mouthed about their actions until they are pretty much complete
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Right. This is why there were all those inaccurate stories prior to the 2011-2012 season saying that the Lakers were going after Chris Paul and Dwight Howard.
Kupchak has said that the Nash thing was a surprise to even him; he actually talked about that with a reporter about that again ten days or so ago, so that was different. Also, even if you are right about the Lakers talking less to media guys, that doesn’t really apply to all the other parties involved in this process.
Finally, the media have changed since the 1980s.
LT mitchell says
Are you suggesting that Dwight’s decision will play out like a Greek tragedy for the Lakers?
Shaun says
Another guy that could help that wont be here
Pau Gasol: I doubt Calderon will go to the Lakers. We’re not in the situation to sign contract with most people Mundo Deportivo
Read more at http://hoopshype.com/rumors.htm#BXmorU2lpyE10gCZ.99
PurpleBlood says
haha, perfect Dave!
LT,
I see it as DH´s inability to make up his own mind, hence all the boot lickers
Dave Murphy says
LT, I would never suggest such a thing, haha!
trianglefan says
he’s right. the lakers don’t talk. it’s the agents. that’s basic stuff. not sure why anyone would quibble over that. basic stuff, again.
you can see that clearly on hoopshype and read the twitter feeds. it becomes pretty clear who is feeding the reporters.
and kupchak is a crafty dude. you have to parse his statements very carefully. he doesn’t lie, but he’s not always straightforward or forthcoming.
i’m more interested in what dwight was offering to the teams. all great players develop on their own over the years. being on a better team means nothing if you don’t step it up.
that’s also why he couldn’t handle van gundy. he was in his grill all the time….
rr says
Reports are coming in that Iguodala has signed withe Warriors for 4/48 and that Biedrins and Richard Jefferson are going to Utah.
Shaun says
Woj is reporting that GS just signed igoudala – 4 years 48 million
That may be good as it either puts them out of the running for dwight or it allows them to include better pieces if we were to do a sign and trade
Shaun says
And barnes has just resigned with the clippers – another possible FA hits the dust our ability to add pieces that migjt entice a dwight resigning dwindles
rr says
Also reports that Matt Barnes is going back to the Clippers.
Paul L says
Warriors move could put them ahead in the Dwicision. They could still make an attractive package for the Lakers including Bogut’s expiring and send out a lineup of…
Curry
Thompson
Iggy
Lee
Howard
…not a bad lineup
KenOak says
Holy crap Oakland is gonna go nuts if they land Dwight alongside Curry and Iggy. That’s not a bad core. I’ve been pretty sure that Dwight was going to walk to Houston this whole time, but now….I think GS could be the choice.
bryan S says
Why do I recognize the fine Italian hand of Jerry West in all this? Warriors and Lakers to work out sign and trade for Dwight–betcha!
chibi says
oh lord…
Fern says
If the Lakers pry Klay and Barnes in a S&T for D12. I would consider that a resounding sucess.youth atleticism 3point threats and cheap. I would be extatic
Terri says
The Warriors signing of Iggy makes giving up Thompson and Barnes a little more painless should any such deal involving them materialize.
KenOak says
BTW can anyone doubt the genius that is Jerry West?
Robert says
KenOak: Yes – West is a genius He is in the same category as Phil + Riley. The three best minds in basketball, and none of them work for us. Well Phil supposedly does, but I think we are paying him to not do any interviews and go to Montana.
Sign and Trade Possibilities: Yes – it could salvage something, but if you trade a superstar for a couple of decent guys, you lose. Please reference the Shaq trade for the last time we did this.
Andy says
Not sure that Iggy signs with the Warriors unless GS has a very strong that Dwight is coming on board. He is a nice player but absent a larger move takes minutes away from both Barnes and Thompson. Not sure that GS would have made the commitment unless they knew playing time was not going to be a problem.
Snoopy2006 says
Excellent play by the Warriors. Can’t believe ESPN initially reported that move took them out of the Dwight running. It does the exact opposite.
Like everyone else, the Warriors heard the reports that the Lakers were growing amenable to a S&T (and I bet they guessed this long before the media reported it), and they pounced.
1) By signing Iguodala, their team just become even more attractive to Dwight. In his meeting w/Houston, he asked for a 3rd star. GW just got their 3rd star already. Despite the fact that Thompson and Barnes are excellent players and younger, neither carries the cachet within the league that Iguodala does.
2) By signing Iguodala, they’ll be much less hurt by losing Barnes (to get Dwight).
Phenomenal, phenomenal move. If Dwight was leaning Houston before, this has to have changed his entire mindset.
What this means for us:
If I were the Lakers’ FO, I’d push even harder to get both Thompson and Barnes now (with the assumption Dwight chooses GS). GS doesn’t have other options. The only way they can now get Dwight is a S&T. They don’t want a lineup of Curry-Thompson-Iguodala-Barnes … that’s maybe a WCF team depending on the bracket. They made this move to get a true star Big 3. Without Dwight, this Iggy signing isn’t all that impactful – so if we push GS hard enough, eventually they’ll yield both Thompson and Barnes.
Great move by West. Jedi. Effing. Master.
Paul L says
@Robert
I agree, you never want to trade a superstar in the NBA. But there is a difference in that we would be taking on rookie deals which are extremely valuable in current CBA.
Fern says
If available Clay and Barnes are really good pieces and would help right away.
Fern says
Just in D12 going ro Houston, and so tue Dwighmare ends
P. Ami says
Damn
chibi says
Plan B.
barry_guapo says
now we know. and knowing is half the battle.
KenOak says
Well…get ready for all the gloom and doom posts. I claim that this isn’t as bad as it seems. Pau will be playing his natural position this year and have one of the best PnR guards to ever play passing him the rock. We will have plenty of cap space to make a run at free agents in 2014 and 2015.
Paul L says
Welp. Jim Buss has officially taken the Lakers to ground zero. And if anyone is wondering how clearing your entire cap except for one aging superstar works out see the Dallas Mavericks.
…and no LeBron isn’t coming here next summer to play with a 36 year old Kobe.
vhanz says
Man, I’m speechless. Just crossing finger, hoping that the Lakers can get good pLayers on the sign and trade.
T. Rogers says
Ballgame.
TucsonFan says
To quote Henry Higgins in George Bernard Shaw’s play, Pygmalion: “Thank God that’s over.”
chibi says
lol. dwight’s agent contradicts report.
Tra says
It’s A Wrap .. Or Is It?
Fern says
Wait, no decision made yet only Lakers and Hou in the running.
trianglefan says
woj has the goods. supposedly going to houston. dan fegan clearly his source.
trianglefan says
once the dust settles, i’m interested to see what dwight said vs what the lakers said. if it comes down to what kobe said and his relationship with dh, i’m probably going to side with kobe.
Fern says
Dwight’s agent saying no decision been made yet, somebody just kill me now that is the neverending story
Lewis says
Dwight to Rockets ESPN reporting via USA Today I guess he really wanted to leave Houston Is younger Athletic and no state tax were probably the biggest factors to me Now that that Is over what do we need to do to get the Lakers back where they belong?
Craig W. says
Ok, now I will assume Howard is going to Houston.
Now we can proceed. We need athletic wing players who can play defense. Mike D’s offense is now becoming the default.
No prima donas need apply and none are here now – unless you consider Kobe one, and I don’t.
Fern says
Also Lakers xtra 30 million huge factor on decision
Robert says
Stephen A is throwing MD under the BUSS. Of course MD and Buss is a match made in heaven. And yes he is saying the same thing I said months ago. MD is MD – not fully his fault. Who put him in place. Arrogance of Lakers and their owner.
Jason says
Gotta blow up the team, right now. Lakers need to look to have as bad a year as possible this year. They have a history of rebuilding with the draft, and the 2014 class is stacked. Let Kobe take as much time this year as he needs to get healthy. Can you imagine ending up with the top pick and getting Wiggins?!?! Then you hit the 2014 free agency and suddenly the team has been rebuilt and ready to contend for a title in one year.
AusPhil says
Hard to see this not being Houston. And looking at their roster, it’s hard to see a worthwhile S&T option as well. I would’ve rather tried to work something with GSW.
Glad it’s over, not too happy with the apparent outcome.
Tra says
Everything that Stephen A. said about Jim Buss is accurate. Hopefully we can salvage, at the very least, a Trade Exception and a Draft Pick(s). Personally, I have no interest in Asik or Lin.
AusPhil says
Tra – Agreed. Trade exception + picks would be the best outcome.
Spree says
Bout time someone screwed the Lakers over. They’ve been given gifts for far too long. Enjoy a decade of futility.
Paul says
Dwight didn’t want to be here at the beginning of last season. He was playing JBuss. All that negative energy he brought daily to the court brought the team. Good riddance, Dwight. Heart of a champion you ain’t got.
Glove says
I agree no Asik or Lin and their poison pill contracts if the Lakers end up doing a sign a trade and the reports are true about Dwight Howard to Houston.
Fern says
Spree ypur an idiot,a decade? Umm how about 55 million on capspace next season? The Lakers will reload faster than you think
barry_guapo says
on the plus side, w/ howard out, the drama pretty much goes out w/ him. kobe, nash, and gasol appear to be very much on the same page. now it’s just a matter of putting together the best team we can for 2013-14, and then another round of heavy uncertainty next summer.
vhanz says
@Fern
don’t mind him, he must be a troll..
Dwight never gave a chance to play with this team fully healthy.
We still have hope guys. We can still contend at least not in the lottery.
Phillip Barnett says
New post up. Dwight signs with the Rockets: http://www.forumblueandgold.com/2013/07/05/dwight-howard-spurns-lakers-chooses-to-sign-with-rockets/
Spree says
How much Capspace will you have after you sign Kobe? Not much.
Spree says
Good luck finding another star that wants to play with Kobe, most players can’t stand him.
Warren Wee Lim says
Why am I not saddened by this news? This was reality even despite the non-trade. The outcomes would’ve been identical with Bynum being out for the season last season. Now its back to the drawing board.
Rubenowski says
Hey Spree,
About time someone screws us??? Weren’t you around for the Chris Paul trade veto? Weren’t you around for the strike and the new CBA? The Lakers have gotten screwed royally these last couple of seasons. But we’ll never give up! On we go…